"AlGore I am!"
with
apologies to Dr. Seuss
Can we count them with our nose?
Can we count them with our toes?
Should we count them with a
band?
Should we count them all by
hand?
If I do not like the count,
I will simply throw them out!
I will not let this vote count
stand,
I do not like them, and ALGore I am!
Can we change these numbers
here?
Can we change them, calm my
fears?
What do you mean Dubya has won?
That is not fair! It ruins my
fun!
Let's count them upside down
this time
Let's count until the state
is mine!
I will not let THIS vote count
stand!
I do not like it, and AlGore I
am!
I'm really ticked, I'm in a
snit!
You have not heard the last of
it!
I'll count the ballots one by
one
And hold each up before the sun!
I'll count, recount, and count
some more!
You'll grow to like this little
chore!
I will not let this vote count
stand!
I do not like it, and AlGore I
am!
I won't leave office, stayin'
here
I've glued my desk chair to
my rear!
Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba too,
Are telling me that I should
SUE!
"We find the Electoral
College vile!
Recount the votes until WE
smile!
We do not want this vote to
stand!
We do not LIKE it, AlGore-I-am!
" How shall we count THIS
ballot box?
Let's count it standing in our
socks!
Shall we count this one in a
tree?
And who shall count it, you or
me?
We cannot, cannot count enough!
We must not stop, we must be
tough!
I do not want this vote to
stand!
I do not like it, and AlGore I
am!
I've counted till my fingers
bleed
and still can't fulfill my
counting need.
I'll count the tiles on the
floor
and even count the ones next
door!
And I will not say I am done
until the counting says I've WON!
I will not let this vote count
stand!
I do not like it, and AlGore I
am!
What's that?
What?
What's that you say?
You think the current count
should....STAY?????
You do not like my counting
scheme?
It makes you tense?
Gives you bad dreams?
Foolish folks, you're wrong,
you'll see!
Your only care should be for ME!
I will not let this vote count
stand!
I do not like it, and AlGore
I am!