CREATION .... as told by some guy
CREATION .... as told by some guy
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely,
so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone with whom to talk.
God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that
it would be called 'woman'.
"This person will gather food for you,
cook for you,when you discover clothing, she'll wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear
your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night
to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the
first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and
passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Adam reflected for a memoent and asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history.
CREATION .... as told by some girl
After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve.
"How's things, Eve?" He asked.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises
and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights,
everything is wonderful, but I just have this one problem.
It's these three breasts you've given me. The middle one
pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking
them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging
them on bushes, they're a real pain," reported Eve.
"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at
this, you know. I gave the animals what, six? So I just figured you'd
need half, but I see that you are right. I'll fix that up right away!"
...and God reaches down and removes the middle breast, and tosses it
into the bushes.
Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the garden.
"Well, Eve, how's my favorite creation?" He asked.
"Just fantastic," she replied,"but for one small oversight on your
part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram; the
cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so
alone.
God thought for a moment.
"You know, Eve, you're right. How could I have overlooked this?
You do need a mate and I will immediately create Man from part of you!
Now, let's see.... where did I leave that useless boob?"