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Topical Quotes - Dogs

  • God sat down for a moment when the dog was finished in order to watch it... and to know that it was good, that nothing was lacking, that it could not have been made better. - Rainer Marie Rilke

  • A Dog Is The Only Thing On This Earth That Loves YOU More Than He Loves Himself -anonymous

  • Dogs. They are better than human beings because they know but they do not tell. - Emily Dickinson

  • A righteous man has regard for the life of his beast. - Proverbs 12:10

  • Beware of still water, a still dog, and a still enemy. - Yiddish Proverb

  • There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

  • Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories! - Dr. Tom Cat

  • The greatest love is a mother's; then a dog's; then a sweetheart's. - Polish Proverb

  • I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons." - Will Rogers

  • If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. - Woodrow Wilson

  • If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. - James Thurber

  • Rambunctious, rumbustious, delinquent dogs become angelic when sitting. - Dr. Ian Dunbar

  • Anyone who has accustomed himself to regard the life of any living creature as worthless is in danger of arriving also at the idea of worthless human lives. - Albert Schweitzer

  • The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Gandhi

  • If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men. - St. Francis of Assisi

  • If people were superior to animals, they'd take better care of the world. - Winnie the Pooh

  • They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation. - Jerome K. Jerome

  • A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours. - Anonymous

  • Never judge a dog's pedigree by the kind of books he does not chew. - Anonymous

  • You always sympathize with the underdog, except when the other dog is yours. - Anonymous

  • I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world. - Samuel Johnson

  • If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one - Andrew A. Rooney

  • If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life. - Roger Caras

  • When a man's dog turns against him it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma. - Mark Twain

  • My goal in life is to become as wonderful as my dog thinks I am. - Toby & Eileen Green

  • Man is an animal that makes bargains; no other animal does this - one dog does not change a bone with another. - Adam Smith

  • The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs. - Madame Roland

  • Anyone who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P. Jones

  • Brothers and Sisters I bid you beware, Of giving your heart for a dog to tear. - Kipling

  • Killing the dog does not cure the bite. - Abraham Lincoln

  • To a dog the whole world is a smell. - Anonymous

  • Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity human ever has to choose a relative. - Mordecai Siegal

  • It is fatal to let any dog know she is funny, for she immediately loses her head and starts hamming it up. - P.G. Wodehouse

  • I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. - George Bird Evans

  • No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. - Christopher Morley

  • All knowledge, the totality of all questions and answers, is contained in the dog. - Franz Kafka

  • The dog has an enviable mind; it remembers the nice things in life and quickly blots out the nasty. - Barbara Woodhouse

  • Folk will know how large your soul is, by the way you treat a dog! - Charles F. Doran

  • I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. - Abraham Lincoln

  • I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. - John Steinbeck

  • I agree with Agassiz that dogs possess something very like a conscience. - Charles Darwin

  • Dogs are us, only innocent. - Cynthia Heimel

  • God... sat down for a moment when the dog was finished in order to watch it... and to know that it was good, that nothing was lacking, that it could not have been made better. - Rainer Maria Rilke

  • A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog. - Charles Doran

  • I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. - George Bird Evans, "Troubles with Bird Dogs"

  • If more of us were like dogs, we'd be better off. - Jay Dickey

  • The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

  • The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you but he will make a fool of himself too. - anonymous

  • To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

  • Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends. - Alexander Pope

  • Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

  • Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. - Henry Wheeler Shaw

  • Every dog must have his day. - Jonathan Swift

  • In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog. - Edward Hoagland

  • Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. - Franklin P. Jones

  • Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. - Max Eastman

  • Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

  • Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses. - Elizabeth Taylor

  • The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andrew A. Rooney

  • Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies. - Gene Hill

  • Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

  • Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate in their object-relations. - Sigmund Freud

  • If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - cowboy wisdom

  • My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I should be doing. - Lonzo Idolswine

  • A house without either a cat or a dog is the house of a scoundrel. - Portuguese Proverb

  • According to ancient Greek literature, when Odysseus arrived home after an absence of 20 years, disguised as a beggar, the only one to recognize him was his aged dog Argos, who wagged his tail at his master, and then died.

  • No Matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich. - Louis Sabin

  • Dogs are our link to paradise. - Milan Kundera

  • What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

  • If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also. - Russian Proverb

  • When a dog runs at you, whistle for him. - Henry David Thoreau

  • Properly trained, a man can be a dog's best friend. - Corey Ford, Writer

  • Recollect that the Almighty, who gave the dog to be companion of our pleasures and our toils, hath invested him with a nature noble and incapable of deceit. - Sir Walter Scott, The Talisman

  • Until he extends the circle of his compassion to all living things, man will not himself find peace. - Dr. Albert Schweitzer

  • You want a friend in this life? Get a dog! - President Harry S. Truman

  • A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

  • In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the dog. - Toussenel

  • A dog is better than I am, for he has love and does not judge. - Abba Xanthias, from The Sayings of the Desert Fathers

  • If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principle difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

  • The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift demanding no less binding moral responsibilities than the friendship of a human being. - Konrad Lorenz

  • Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. - Holbrook Jackson

  • The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. - Samuel Butler

  • Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles M. Schulz

  • Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail. - Virginia Graham

  • A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

  • The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift. - Konrad Lorenz

  • An animal’s eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

  • Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

  • Blessed is the person who has earned the love of an old dog. - Sidney Jeanne Seward

  • Who kicks a dog kicks his own soul towards hell. - Will Judy

  • Who loves me will love my dog also. - St. Bernard (c1150)

  • My little dog – a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

  • Great men have always had dogs. - Oouida

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