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One-Liners for Trekkies

  • "Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?" - Spock

  • "Data, I thought you were dead!" "No, Sir. I rebooted!"

  • "Data, I want to meet her, not dissect her!" - Wesley

  • "If I were human, I believe my response would be 'Go to hell'" - Spock

  • "Our normal routine is the unexpected sir!" - Riker to JLP

  • "Sharing an orbit with God is no small experience" - Troi

  • "She is from a world now alien to me!" - Worf

  • "Thank you, Geordi. Nor are you just another biological organism" - Data

  • "The only one who can destroy your Tasha now, is you" - Q

  • "Trust is earned, not GIVEN away!" - Worf

  • Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant

  • Borg spreadsheet: Locutus 1-2-3

  • Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant

  • Borg-Cola : NOT the choice of The Next Generation

  • Borger King - We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant

  • You will never be one of those who dies before they die - Troi

  • Captain, a Klingon does NOT whistle while he works

  • Captain, I need to kill someone - Worf

  • Crusher: Worf, have you seen Wesley? Worf: No, I haven't! <BURRP!>

  • Computer, blondes and jazz seldom go together -Riker

  • Cowards take hostages. Klingons do not

  • Dammit Spock!! I said mind-meld! Not melt!

  • Detach the saucer, Data. Don't spill the tea!

  • Data's original packaging: BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED. USES SIZE PQXAL

  • Do the Borg really have 387 co-proc. sockets?

  • Every Klingon hopes to die in the line of duty - Worf

  • How can you be deaf with ears like that? - McCoy

  • Fuzzy logic: A Vulcan contemplating a Tribble

  • Give it to Riker, He'll eat anything!

  • Growl for me Worf, show me you still care - Q

  • Happiness is a warm Phaser!

  • He who laughs at a Klingon, never laughs again

  • He's got a magnet! Everyone BACKUP!!

  • He's dead Jim. I know, Bones. I've seen the script

  • He's dead, Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me

  • I am Cuisinus of SmorgasBorg. We shall serve...you...

  • At Warp Factor 9, they all look green to me

  • Live long and prosper - Spock

  • Klingons appreciate strong women! - Worf

  • Klingons do not pursue relationships...they conquer them - Worf

  • If Ro were assimilated, would she be Bajoran Borg?

  • If you prick me, do I not...leak? - Data

  • It is more rational to sacrifice one life than six - Spock

  • It is you that is not real - Data

  • It's the Borg! Everybody try to look useless

  • Life ain't easy for a Borg named Hugh

  • McBorg ... 50 billion assimilated

  • Luxemborg...the ultimate in cyborg retirement homes

  • Mr. Sco*t! G*t th*s* trib*les out*of m* ta*lin* n*w!

  • Mr. Worf, fire at will. *>BZZZT<* Hey, where'd Riker go?

  • Mr. Worf, fire! <Worf runs in, extinguisher at the ready>

  • Never approach a Klingon when he's grumbling

  • Never trust a starfleet officer who has one of your relatives in jail

  • Never trust ale from a God-fearing people - Quark

  • No goodbyes, just good memories - Tasha Yar

  • No Warp? Worf, Data, get out and push, I'll steer

  • Nothing a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster won't cure!

  • O'Brien, beam a large pepperoni pizza to these coordinates

  • Odo-ware: Software that configures itself to your computer!

  • There's nothing wrong with a good delusion - Quark

  • The Borg assimilated & all I got was this lousy T-shirt

  • The only good Tribble is served with onions

  • Star Truck II: The Wrath of Nissan

  • Sure, we just route the main sensor through Data's cat

  • That was the stun setting. <bleep> This is not...

  • So, where can someone practice with a phaser around here?

  • OHM's Law: Resistance is NOT Futile!

  • Only a fool fights in a burning house - Klingon Proverb

  • Oxymoron: Ferengi Dentist

  • Perhaps it should be I who dominates from now on - Data

  • Phasers don't kill people...unless you set them too high

  • QQQq QqqqQ QqQqQQq <------ Continuum Family Photo

  • Real men don't set for stun

  • Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek

  • Where does the crew go on Sundays?...To the Holy-Deck!

  • Worf Burgers - We do it Your Way. Any other Way would be Dishonorable

  • Worf, I don't bite. Well that's wrong, I do bite

  • Worf: Screw the prime directive, Sir. I say give the Borg Windows 3.1

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